Gina gets a facelift. Virtually.
In honor of Michael Jackson, you MUST try this, no matter how old or what gender you are. New Beauty has a “5-second Makeover Tool” and all you need is a headshot of yourself.
Compare my Before and After. I got an Eyebrow Lift, Blepharoplasty (eye surgery, though I can’t tell where), my Eyelid Folds lifted, removed, or something, Injectables To Restore Volume, a Nose Job, Lip Augmentation (though they just look smeared to me,) overall Weight Reduction and my Neck somehow improved.
Basically, I look surprised. Now I know why Nancy Pelosi seems so glad to see everyone all the time, even when she’s being crushed by Chris Matthews.
The weight loss tool is kinda cool, and I wish I hadn’t done this just before lunch. My eyes seem to be a little too close together in the after picture and my nose is bordering on Michael-looking in it’s thinness. Lop off a bit at the end, and it would be a dead ringer.
I like that volumizer thing – I think it went into my cheekbones. That must be what Donatella Versace does. Of course, I think she has to sleep with her eyes open, too.
So, what do you think? Shall I spend some $25,000 to have all this stuff done? Actually, I don’t have the money, but if that is a real rendition of a finished product, maybe I should buy a boat. In the middle of the ocean, no one cares if you’re homely.





I think you look GORGROUS as u are and u DO NOT need a face lift. Waste of money! I agree you will have guys drooling around you but do not think the Hubby will appreciate that.
So, NO from me :)