Gina gets a facelift. Virtually.

Posted on July 7th, 2009 by Gina


In honor of Michael Jackson, you MUST  try this, no matter how old or what gender you are.  New Beauty has a “5-second Makeover Tool” and all you need is a headshot of yourself.

Compare my Before and After.  I got an Eyebrow Lift, Blepharoplasty (eye surgery, though I can’t tell where), my Eyelid Folds lifted, removed, or something, Injectables To Restore Volume, a Nose Job, Lip Augmentation (though they just look smeared to me,) overall Weight Reduction and my Neck somehow improved.

Basically, I look surprised.  Now I know why Nancy Pelosi seems so glad to see everyone all the time, even when she’s being crushed by Chris Matthews.

The weight loss tool is kinda cool, and I wish I hadn’t done this just before lunch.  My eyes seem to be a little too close together in the after picture and my nose is bordering on Michael-looking in it’s thinness.  Lop off a bit at the end, and it would be a dead ringer.

I like that volumizer thing – I think it went into my cheekbones. That must be what Donatella Versace does.  Of course, I think she has to sleep with her eyes open, too.

So, what do you think?  Shall I spend some $25,000 to have all this stuff done?  Actually, I don’t have the money, but if that is a real rendition of a finished product, maybe I should buy a boat.  In the middle of the ocean, no one cares if you’re homely.

One Comment on “Gina gets a facelift. Virtually.”

  1. Manasa Kalkunte

    I think you look GORGROUS as u are and u DO NOT need a face lift. Waste of money! I agree you will have guys drooling around you but do not think the Hubby will appreciate that.

    So, NO from me :)

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